The Democratic Republic of Delitai is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bob Exodus with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, devout population of 6.169 billion Delitaians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medan. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Delitaian economy, worth 809 trillion Deli Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 131,169 Deli Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Delitai's national animal is the Phoenix Ascent, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Delitai is ranked 303,815^th in the world and 5,715^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,377.93 Standard Monetary Units.