The Democratic Republic of Delitai is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ben West with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.148 billion Delitaians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medan. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Delitaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,444 trillion Deli Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 142,323 Deli Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic missions are often mistaken as declarations of war, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt, scientists pester asteroids with probes until they go away, and the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Delitai's national animal is the Phoenix Ascent, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Delitai is ranked 7,572^nd in the world and 310^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 122.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.