The World World Census
The Safest in the World
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
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1. | ![]() | Left-wing Utopia | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
2. | ![]() | Democratic Socialists | “Manducate pisces fragemanaque solani tuberosi!” | |
3. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Might makes right” | |
4. | ![]() | Democratic Socialists | “Gokigenyou onee sama” | |
5. | ![]() | Corporate Police State | “Oderint, Dum Metuant” | |
6. | ![]() | Left-wing Utopia | “May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce” | |
7. | ![]() | Left-wing Utopia | “ᴀʟʟ ɍᴀᴛʜᴇʀs ᴄᴀʀᴇ ɍѳʀ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ sѳɴs” | |
8. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship | “八百万神 天の安の河原に 神集ひ集ひて” | |
9. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil” | |
10. | ![]() | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “For the Greater Good of all Lifeforms.” |