The Federal Republic of New-Ferytland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Federal President Walter Weller with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings. The hard-working population of 6.288 billion Ferytlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotterdar. The average income tax rate is 33.7%.

The frighteningly efficient New-Ferytlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,463 trillion Florens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 232,743 Florens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on New-Ferytland, and Ferytlandians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New-Ferytland's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxie.

New-Ferytland is ranked 281,642^nd in the world and 5,737^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 5.63 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.