The Holy Lucky Pink Zombie Bat of Owion is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 654 million Owions have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owion City Bat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Owion economy, worth 64.7 trillion Paperclips Bats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 98,915 Paperclips Bats, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 468,215 per year while the poor average 12,357, a ratio of 37.9 to 1.

The government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, Leader claims to be the epitome of family values, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Owion's national animal is the cow Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Owion is ranked 85,739^th in the world and 1,043^rd in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,155.61 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.