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Most Valuable International Artwork: 168thLeast Corrupt Governments: 270thMost Inclusive: 276th
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United States of Vietnam

Population12.949 billion

LeaderH Phi Hng

CurrencyVietnam Commonwealth Dong

The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by H Phi Hng with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.949 billion Vietnamese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanoi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 4,665 trillion Vietnam Commonwealth Dong a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 360,303 Vietnam Commonwealth Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime is totally unknown. United States of Vietnam's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United States of Vietnam is ranked 342nd in the world and 16th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6,784.18 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 168thLeast Corrupt Governments: 270thMost Inclusive: 276thSmartest Citizens: 305thHighest Average Tax Rates: 316thNicest Citizens: 317thHighest Poor Incomes: 335thLargest Welfare Programs: 338thMost Cheerful Citizens: 340thMost Beautiful Environments: 342ndLargest Governments: 342ndHighest Food Quality: 348thMost Developed: 358thMost Compassionate Citizens: 358thMost Scientifically Advanced: 363rdLongest Average Lifespans: 390thMost Efficient Economies: 399thBest Weather: 415thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 437thLargest Information Technology Sector: 458thSafest: 472ndHealthiest Citizens: 539thMost Advanced Public Education: 548thLargest Publishing Industry: 568thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 604thMost Secular: 615thMost Rebellious Youth: 652ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 679thMost Advanced Public Transport: 835thMost Cultured: 842ndLowest Crime Rates: 872ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,045thHighest Average Incomes: 1,339thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,454thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,778thHighest Economic Output: 2,839thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,300thMost Influential: 4,466thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,673rdRudest Citizens: 5,863rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,871stMost Patriotic: 7,986thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,700thNudest: 9,698thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,109thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,187thTop
Most Stationary: 16,109thMost Income Equality: 16,693rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,800thMost Politically Free: 22,513thLargest Populations: 24,167th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 55th in the regionMost Pacifist: 101st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 125th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 135th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 140th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 179th in the regionMost Patriotic: 185th in the regionRudest Citizens: 189th in the regionNudest: 198th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 221st in the regionLargest Populations: 253rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 296th in the regionMost Stationary: 303rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 443rd in the regionMost Influential: 509th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 523rd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 667th in the regionMost Income Equality: 878th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,214th in the region

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