The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Supercomputer 00356 with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.814 billion Pencil Sharpeners 2ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandapolis. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Pencil Sharpeners 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,816 trillion Pencil shavings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 744,382 Pencil shavings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption. Crime is totally unknown. Pencil Sharpeners 2's national animal is the Pencil, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pencil Sharpeners 2 endorsed The Emirate of Dascottie.
- : Pencil Sharpeners 2 was endorsed by The Emirate of Dascottie.
- : Pencil Sharpeners 2 lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Pencil Sharpeners 2, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Pencil Sharpeners 2, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
- : Following new legislation in Pencil Sharpeners 2, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
- : Following new legislation in Pencil Sharpeners 2, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
- : Pencil Sharpeners 2 endorsed The Emirate of Darscottie.
- : Pencil Sharpeners 2 endorsed The Federation of State of Iowa.
- : Pencil Sharpeners 2 was endorsed by The Emirate of Darscottie.
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