The PANDA of Pencil Sharpeners 2 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Panda Protector with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.633 billion Pencil Sharpeners 2ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandapolis. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pencil Sharpeners 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 8,510 trillion Pencil shavings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 800,423 Pencil shavings, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,648,289 per year while the poor average 65,308, a ratio of 71.2 to 1.

The police insist that racism does not exist, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group. Crime is totally unknown. Pencil Sharpeners 2's national animal is the Pencil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pandism.

Pencil Sharpeners 2 is ranked 33,736^th in the world and 1,553^rd in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,848.71 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.