The Commonwealth of Eas Arenaia is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 397 million Eas Arenaians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuuahva. The average income tax rate is 66.6%.

The strong Eas Arenaian economy, worth 30.5 trillion deniers a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is 76,909 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, retirees make up the bulk of foreign students, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, and it is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eas Arenaia's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eas Arenaia is ranked 832^nd in the world and 9^th in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 17,438.06 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.