The Qezon-Commonwealth of Qezos is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Cedrio ''Oswaldo'' Qezcon with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.002 billion Qezonist live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Administration is also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Cedric City. The average income tax rate is 25.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Qezosian economy, worth 711 trillion Qesoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 118,582 Qesoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Forgotten trend connoisseurs turn their nose at one wrinkle, it's hard to speak ill of the dead when you don't speak of them at all, scientists take credit every time it rains in the South Pacific, and nothing in life is promised except death and government support. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Qezos's national animal is the Qezon Kangratang, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Rohman Catholicism.

Qezos is ranked 177,312^th in the world and 2,426^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 81.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.