The Conservative Republic of Colloppe is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Representative Ben Carpenter with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.544 billion Colloppeons are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21.1%.

The all-consuming Colloppean economy, worth 335 trillion Copper cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,869 Copper cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colloppe's national animal is the Mountain lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Colloppe is ranked 31,489^th in the world and 551^st in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,595.97 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.