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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,725thMost Influential: 4,172ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,482nd
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Population13.813 billion


Animalgrey goshawk

The Cheap Thrills of Esfalsa is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.813 billion Esfalsans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ricubai. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Esfalsan economy, worth a remarkable 1,529 trillion Fallors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,713 Fallors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Leader, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, and mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esfalsa's national animal is the grey goshawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Esfalsa is ranked 15,155th in the world and 476th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 11.95 bananas ingested per day.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,725thMost Influential: 4,172ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,482ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,702ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,302ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,515thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,064thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,561stBest Weather: 7,860thMost Developed: 8,558thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,664thSmartest Citizens: 8,867thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,181stHighest Food Quality: 9,742ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,786thMost Inclusive: 9,892ndMost Pacifist: 10,031stMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,100thSafest: 10,173rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,240thMost Cultured: 10,649thNicest Citizens: 11,139thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,883rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,090thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,993rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 13,083rdLargest Governments: 13,755thLowest Crime Rates: 13,780thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,904thHealthiest Citizens: 15,155thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,960thMost Secular: 18,986thLargest Populations: 22,378thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,099th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 119th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 126th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 155th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 180th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 194th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 202nd in the regionLargest Populations: 235th in the regionBest Weather: 254th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 254th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 260th in the regionMost Developed: 265th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 271st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 288th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 311th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 318th in the regionMost Cultured: 319th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 329th in the regionSafest: 345th in the regionMost Inclusive: 355th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 357th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 369th in the regionLargest Governments: 379th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 383rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 383rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 385th in the regionNicest Citizens: 387th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 395th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 436th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 475th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 476th in the regionMost Influential: 482nd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 552nd in the regionMost Secular: 594th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 666th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 717th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 805th in the regionMost Stationary: 808th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 865th in the region

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