The Republic of Fire Islands is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 4.622 billion Firese enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Fire Islandsian economy, worth 175 trillion Firese Dollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,937 Firese Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All recreational drugs are legal, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, extreme political groups are outlawed, and it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fire Islands's national animal is the Doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fire Islands is ranked 178,690^th in the world and 8,971^st in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.68 crimes per hour.