The Welsh Patriot of Yusania is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yusania with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 848 million Yusanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weasanau. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yusanian economy, worth 65.4 trillion Yusanian Tenegoras a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,126 Yusanian Tenegoras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Weekends are spent tilting at windmills, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the early morning commute lasts into the afternoon, and piracy is the nation's most popular pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yusania's national animal is the rhino, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yusania is ranked 58,273^rd in the world and 778^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 49,627.08 Standard Monetary Units.