The Free Palestine of Aina Kuokoa is a massive, genial nation, ruled by pyrocxrals with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.863 billion Nga Manu Iti are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Entirely Bird-populated City. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Manu Iti economy, worth 348 trillion Tupes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 121,788 Tupes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Populations of two-headed Budgies have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aina Kuokoa's national animal is the Budgie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Birdhism.

Aina Kuokoa is ranked 18,087^th in the world and 333^rd in the South Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 31.38 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.