Penguins are good. Pies are better. Both are amazing! Delegate GEQP Lady of TSP
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17thMost Influential: 173rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 357th
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Population17.966 billion

CapitalPenguinPies City
LeaderDelegate GEQP Lady of TSP


The DELEGATE of TSP of PenguinPies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Delegate GEQP Lady of TSP with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.966 billion PenguinPiesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PenguinPies City. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The all-consuming PenguinPiesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,694 trillion Oreos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 149,980 Oreos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The once prosperous capital is in utter decline, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PenguinPies's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is PIE.

PenguinPies is ranked 48,733rd in the world and 1,176th in the South Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 243,931 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17thMost Influential: 173rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 357thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 918thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 972ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,610thLargest Black Market: 1,815thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,056thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,299thBest Weather: 2,361stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3,172ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,675thMost Devout: 3,813thLowest Crime Rates: 4,041stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,068thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,250thMost Patriotic: 4,642ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,781stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,349thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,669thHighest Economic Output: 6,590thLargest Governments: 6,862ndMost Cultured: 7,736thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,993rdHighest Food Quality: 11,075thMost Authoritarian: 12,114thSmartest Citizens: 12,872ndHealthiest Citizens: 13,553rdTop
Largest Populations: 14,378thHighest Average Incomes: 15,245thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,933rdMost Stationary: 20,419thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,669th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 36th in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 60th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 62nd in the regionBest Weather: 75th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 80th in the regionMost Devout: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 106th in the regionMost Patriotic: 116th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 119th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 122nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 124th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 130th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 132nd in the regionLargest Populations: 158th in the regionLargest Governments: 184th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 192nd in the regionMost Cultured: 233rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 355th in the regionMost Stationary: 387th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 391st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 395th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 434th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 497th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 687th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 732nd in the regionMost Developed: 874th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 958th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 991st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,176th in the region

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