The Qhofri Hros of Bloohete is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Calyx Arachnipapoulous with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-working, democratic population of 943 million Blatians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Blatian economy, worth 102 trillion Gransbies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 108,824 Gransbies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 733,908 per year while the poor average 5,991, a ratio of 122 to 1.

Civil servants refuse to enforce government regulations for fear of wider economic impact, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, and the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bloohete's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Bloohete is ranked 278,531^st in the world and 4,058^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 5,991.67 Standard Monetary Units.