The Bloody Mary Husband of Arlandias is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Vladimir Skhok with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 6.855 billion Arlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Кraжä. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,099 trillion Arlandian Kroners a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 160,343 Arlandian Kroners, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Arlandians no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings, a driving license is obtained not by passing a test but by passing a brown envelope, protecting the land is holey work, and government employees from Arlandias dominate international lumberjack competitions. Crime is relatively low. Arlandias's national animal is the Roe Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arlandias is ranked 46,169^th in the world and 478^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 35.27 flags saluted per person per day.