The Grand Republic of Havenwelle is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kevin Burke with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.363 billion Havenwelleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Haven. The average income tax rate is 4.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Havenwellean economy, worth a remarkable 4,909 trillion Havs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 201,519 Havs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, Kevin Burke often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, and Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havenwelle's national animal is the Brittany Spaniel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Havenwelle.

Havenwelle is ranked 10,910^th in the world and 155^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 201,519.16 Standard Monetary Units.