Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!
Longest Average Lifespans: 2ndHealthiest Citizens: 2ndMost Developed: 2nd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population34.881 billion

LeaderMr Lee

AnimalHomo Kiasu

The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Lee with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.881 billion Kiasu-langs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 13,925 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 399,216 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, sometimes a single pallbearer is all you need, artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 9th in the world and 2nd in the South Pacific for Best Weather, with 4,575 meters of sunlight.

Longest Average Lifespans: 2ndHealthiest Citizens: 2ndMost Developed: 2ndBest Weather: 9thMost Secular: 14thHighest Food Quality: 27thLeast Corrupt Governments: 29thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30thMost Beautiful Environments: 44thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 45thMost Cheerful Citizens: 62ndSafest: 103rdMost Cultured: 140thMost Inclusive: 168thLargest Information Technology Sector: 196thSmartest Citizens: 205thNicest Citizens: 230thMost Scientifically Advanced: 240thHighest Disposable Incomes: 261stHighest Economic Output: 276thMost Pacifist: 338thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 374thMost Stationary: 411thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 417thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 419thHighest Poor Incomes: 472ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 491stMost Compassionate Citizens: 509thLowest Crime Rates: 666thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 761stMost Influential: 898thHighest Average Incomes: 949thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,734thLargest Populations: 1,762ndMost Patriotic: 2,344thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 3,229thLargest Governments: 5,883rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,538thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,657thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,775th
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 55th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionMost Patriotic: 62nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 93rd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 152nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 171st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 462nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 689th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 794th in the regionNudest: 859th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 893rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 951st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece.
  • : Kiasu-ism endorsed The Republic of Opifex Concilium.
  • : Kiasu-ism was endorsed by The Republic of Opifex Concilium.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, sometimes a single pallbearer is all you need.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.


World Assembly

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