Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!
Most Developed: 2ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2ndHealthiest Citizens: 2nd
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population33.878 billion

LeaderMr Lee

AnimalHomo Kiasu

The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mr Lee with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 33.878 billion Kiasu-langs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 5.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 13,492 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 398,278 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Mr Lee is a silly poophead, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 13,485th in the world and 437th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 6,063.01 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Most Developed: 2ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2ndHealthiest Citizens: 2ndBest Weather: 10thMost Secular: 11thLeast Corrupt Governments: 25thHighest Food Quality: 29thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30thMost Beautiful Environments: 41stMost Cheerful Citizens: 62ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 65thSafest: 81stMost Cultured: 152ndMost Inclusive: 171stSmartest Citizens: 199thNicest Citizens: 230thLargest Information Technology Sector: 236thHighest Poor Incomes: 244thHighest Economic Output: 273rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 282ndMost Pacifist: 296thHighest Disposable Incomes: 318thMost Stationary: 397thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 427thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 446thMost Compassionate Citizens: 493rdLowest Crime Rates: 526thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 552ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 583rdMost Influential: 850thHighest Average Incomes: 887thMost Efficient Economies: 1,583rdLargest Populations: 1,788thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,971stMost Patriotic: 2,161stTop
Largest Governments: 2,599thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,800thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,634thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,388thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,230thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,485thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,369thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,880thMost Income Equality: 19,912th
Most Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 50th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 63rd in the regionMost Influential: 65th in the regionLargest Governments: 75th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 78th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 128th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 183rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 304th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 343rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 437th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 479th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 693rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,008th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,045th in the region

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