The United Federation of Skaladoria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by James T Kirk with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.743 billion Skaladorians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shatnerton. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Skaladorian economy, worth 478 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 174,443 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime is totally unknown. Skaladoria's national animal is the Mugato, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Skaladoria is ranked 65,016^th in the world and 3,091^st in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 53.33 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.