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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 67thMost Valuable International Artwork: 268thMost Influential: 281st
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Holy Free

Population5.071 billion

LeaderTrinal XI


The Kinda Tired of Holy Free is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Trinal XI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.071 billion Holy Freeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lordinia. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Freean economy, worth 564 trillion Freeses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 111,412 Freeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and spotted owl meat is used as bait to lure wolves into traps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Holy Free's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Holsanism.

Holy Free is ranked 2,166th in the world and 59th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 19,451.53 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 67thMost Valuable International Artwork: 268thMost Influential: 281stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 344thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,166thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,382ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,600thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 3,274thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,476thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,788thLargest Black Market: 5,984thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,629thBest Weather: 7,314thNudest: 7,844thMost Secular: 7,933rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,941stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,144thHealthiest Citizens: 11,410thMost Developed: 11,655thTop
Largest Governments: 14,640thMost Efficient Economies: 18,606thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,905th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 64th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 67th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 76th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 79th in the regionLargest Black Market: 104th in the regionTop
Nudest: 171st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 188th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 189th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 199th in the regionBest Weather: 241st in the regionMost Secular: 268th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 329th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 355th in the regionMost Developed: 360th in the regionLargest Governments: 399th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 468th in the regionMost Stationary: 484th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 609th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 672nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 710th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 732nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 781st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 787th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 910th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 938th in the regionMost Cultured: 959th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,067th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,072nd in the region

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