Population | 9.994 billion |
Capital | dream |
Leader | concrete slab |
Faith | slabism |
Currency | dream |
Animal | dream |
The Slab follower of Drew Durrnil is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by concrete slab with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.994 billion Durrnilians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of dream. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Durrnilian economy, worth a remarkable 3,208 trillion dreams a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 321,036 dreams, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,397,024 per year while the poor average 12,564, a ratio of 190 to 1.
Travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Drew Durrnil flights to avoid the pay lavatories, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, and dining out often involves dreams on the plate no matter what you order. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Drew Durrnil's national animal is the dream, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is slabism.
Drew Durrnil is ranked 115,846th in the world and 1,780th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,778.28 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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Drew Durrnil, dining out often involves dreams on the plate no matter what you order.
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Drew Durrnil, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt.
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Drew Durrnil, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
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Drew Durrnil, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Drew Durrnil flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
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Drew Durrnil, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Drew Durrnil are highly popular tourist destinations.
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Drew Durrnil, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
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Drew Durrnil, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take.
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Drew Durrnil, Drew Durrnil has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
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Drew Durrnil, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
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Drew Durrnil, an increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob'.