The Slab follower of Drew Durrnil is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by concrete slab with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.309 billion Durrnilians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of dream. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Durrnilian economy, worth a remarkable 4,627 trillion dreams a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 347,710 dreams, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,136,388 per year while the poor average 4,709, a ratio of 665 to 1.

The roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", and thick smog keeps Durrnilians from looking too far ahead. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Drew Durrnil's national animal is the dream, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is slabism.

Drew Durrnil is ranked 315,790^th in the world and 4,175^th in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -34.93 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.