The United Kingdom of Germania and Celtia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by The Federal Council of Kings with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.296 billion Eurobrits live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edin-bruh. The average income tax rate is 8.1%.

The powerhouse Eurobritish economy, worth 484 trillion Europounds Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 91,467 Europounds Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', and the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Germania and Celtia's national animal is the Lionicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Germania and Celtia is ranked 69,177^th in the world and 879^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 43,230.79 Standard Monetary Units.