The Nantucket Nectar of Grace Wellesley Thayer is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Welly Thayer with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.032 billion Thayerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint-Paul-de-Vence. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Thayerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,087 trillion wellies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 154,589 wellies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 736,963 per year while the poor average 19,056, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown. Grace Wellesley Thayer's national animal is the elk, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Thayerian deference.

Grace Wellesley Thayer is ranked 309,372^nd in the world and 3,802^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.56 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.