The place for the pleasantly purple people of peace. The High Hyacinth
Most Influential: 766thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,003rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,429th
The Rainbow Paradise of
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Purple Hyacinth

Population4.362 billion

CapitalThe City of the Prancing Petals
LeaderThe High Hyacinth

Currencyfragrant flower
Animalflower-eating menace

The Rainbow Paradise of Purple Hyacinth is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The High Hyacinth with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.362 billion Purple Hyacinthians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of the Prancing Petals. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Purple Hyacinthian economy, worth 313 trillion fragrant flowers a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,861 fragrant flowers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Purple Hyacinthians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, all the playground's a stage for Purple Hyacinthian schoolchildren, and a government program is underway to revitalize Purple Hyacinth's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purple Hyacinth's national animal is the flower-eating menace, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hyacult.

Purple Hyacinth is ranked 14,225th in the world and 401st in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,966.9 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Influential: 766thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,003rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,429thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,703rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,254thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,736thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,851stNicest Citizens: 8,789thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,889thBest Weather: 9,206thMost Pacifist: 9,309thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,322ndMost Inclusive: 9,925thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,944thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,160thHighest Food Quality: 11,189thHealthiest Citizens: 11,238thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,699thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 13,728thSafest: 13,805thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,225thMost Cultured: 15,326thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,447thMost Secular: 20,474thLargest Governments: 22,193rdLowest Crime Rates: 23,378thSmartest Citizens: 26,302nd
Most Influential: 44th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 87th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 104th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 116th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 164th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 193rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 265th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 271st in the regionNicest Citizens: 303rd in the regionBest Weather: 304th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 307th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 314th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 333rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 348th in the regionMost Inclusive: 352nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 359th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 366th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 370th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 401st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 434th in the regionMost Cultured: 462nd in the regionSafest: 473rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 567th in the regionMost Stationary: 576th in the regionLargest Governments: 607th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 652nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 657th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 739th in the regionLargest Populations: 787th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 820th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 871st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 878th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 977th in the regionMost Developed: 996th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,067th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,141st in the region

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