The Democracy of The Republic of Konsa is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The People with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.87 billion Republic of Konsans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opana. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Republic of Konsan economy, worth a remarkable 1,516 trillion Hasvas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,715 Hasvas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Republic of Konsan Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime is totally unknown. The Republic of Konsa's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spoonism.

The Republic of Konsa is ranked 306,141^st in the world and 4,856^th in the South Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 14.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.