The People's Republic of Explodeingtnt is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Coach Sheen with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.756 billion Explodeingtntians, 2.624 billion of whom are zombies, hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 79.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Explodeingtntian economy, worth a remarkable 5,174 trillion yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 267,891 yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, most ambassadors from Explodeingtnt retire only a few years after being appointed, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime is totally unknown. Explodeingtnt's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Explodeingtnt is ranked 39,087^th in the world and 266^th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 217.25 cheeks per square mile.