The People's Republic of Explodeingtnt is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Coach Sheen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.19 billion Explodeingtntians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 79.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Explodeingtntian economy, worth a remarkable 5,138 trillion yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 267,781 yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, and most ambassadors from Explodeingtnt retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime is totally unknown. Explodeingtnt's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Explodeingtnt is ranked 2,467^th in the world and 67^th in the South Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 105.81 on the Kitten Softness Rating.