The People's Sanctuary of Prplia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vøryður Ara'kah Fidr with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.934 billion Prpliæ are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Týndir Hylgedómir. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Prplai economy, worth 567 trillion Krønrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is 95,679 Krønrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beloved cartoon icon Mikkey Ræðr writhes after eating Krønrs, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns, and annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt. Crime is totally unknown. Prplia's national animal is the Ræðr, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular Anjóþekja Animism.

Prplia is ranked 21,940^th in the world and 168^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Developed, scoring 86.23 on the Human Development Index.