The People's Socialist Republic of Onagra is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 650 million Onagrans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Primrose. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Onagran economy, worth 32.9 trillion flowerins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 50,636 flowerins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, and citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onagra's national animal is the bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Onagra is ranked 68,893^rd in the world and 349^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Poor Incomes, with 43,330.7 Standard Monetary Units.