The Socialist Federal Republic of Rorlenland is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Federal Revolutionary Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 15.07 billion Rorlenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Herzelheim. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Rorlenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,846 trillion Rorlenian Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 188,866 Rorlenian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered, people are left scratching their heads at the government's decisions, and people with dyslexia are told to tough through it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rorlenland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Rorlenland is ranked 309,050^th in the world and 782^nd in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -19.31 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.