The Socialist Federal Republic of Rorlenland is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Federal Revolutionary Council with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 15.259 billion Rorlenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Herzelheim. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Rorlenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,896 trillion Rorlenian Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 189,834 Rorlenian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, structures are raised on promises, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, and people are offered free trials to go to trial. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rorlenland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Rorlenland is ranked 2,250^th in the world and 36^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Developed, scoring 97.89 on the Human Development Index.