The People's Empire of Akunzoian Empire is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Empress Stavra with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.013 billion Akunzoian Citizens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarix. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient imperial economy, worth 314 trillion Auroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 156,094 Auroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The horniness of the great-horned Voidbeast is considered a national priority, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches. Crime is totally unknown. Akunzoian Empire's national animal is the Voidbeast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Akunzoian Empire is ranked 6,629^th in the world and 61^st in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Poor Incomes, with 148,069.72 Standard Monetary Units.