The People's Republic of Sadan is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 335 million Sadanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diyu. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Sadanian economy, worth 20.5 trillion Linguins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 61,198 Linguins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Sadan will pay them to stop, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sadan's national animal is the Hellhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sadan is ranked 307,061^st in the world and 751^st in The Leftist Assembly for Rudest Citizens, with 8.98 insults per minute.