The Socialist Pirate Republic of Schillikia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Capitana Nataliya Schillikskaya with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.925 billion Schillikanes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porta Schillikskova. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Schillikian economy, worth a remarkable 9,675 trillion Schilliks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 373,192 Schilliks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, diplomats miss flights while wandering Porta Schillikskova Airport's endless art maze, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and Capitana Nataliya Schillikskaya's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts. Crime is totally unknown. Schillikia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Piracy.

Schillikia is ranked 412^th in the world and 4^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 21,051.2 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.