The People's Republic of Belmarch is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.117 billion Belmarchers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port-Roye. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Belmarcher economy, worth 54.7 trillion rublons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,005 rublons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation", Leader's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belmarch's national animal is the chamois, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Belmarch is ranked 207,898^th in the world and 207^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,555.78 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.