The Pink holy Christmas of Puff Mains is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.362 billion Mains are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse revolutionary economy, worth 139 trillion candy cane gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 102,647 candy cane gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Santa Claus Pics" has made Santa Claus's mom a celebrity, foreign leaders are advising that Santa Claus's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and trains and passengers alike are often late. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puff Mains's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Puff Mains is ranked 61,687^th in the world and 216^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Average Incomes, with 102,647.28 Standard Monetary Units.