The People's Republic of Fernomia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dorian Salter with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.428 billion Fernomians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arvenia. The average income tax rate is 53.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Fernomian economy, worth 107 trillion Lira Fernomianas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 75,427 Lira Fernomianas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, journalists listen to the money talk, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, and legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench. Crime is totally unknown. Fernomia's national animal is the Pavone, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is secular nation.

Fernomia is ranked 225,348^th in the world and 344^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Populations, with 1.43 billion capita.