The People's State of Jackuul is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Unknown Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.341 billion JSD Citizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syndical District of Bob. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient JSDian economy, worth a remarkable 2,229 trillion JSDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,471 JSDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The JSDian government is the world's largest NGO, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and the real art was the AI friends we made along the way. Crime is totally unknown. Jackuul's national animal is the jackal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is useless.

Jackuul is ranked 32,569^th in the world and 66^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Populations, with 14.3 billion capita.