The Federation of Elystreia is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 202 million Elystreians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Elystreian economy, worth 9.79 trillion elys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 48,460 elys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, and some members of Parliament are illiterate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elystreia's national animal is the butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Elystreia is ranked 124,139th in the world and 379th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Developed, scoring 57.92 on the Human Development Index.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Elystreia, some members of Parliament are illiterate.
- : Following new legislation in
Elystreia, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
- : Following new legislation in
Elystreia, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
- : Following new legislation in
Elystreia, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair.
- :
Elystreia was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in
Elystreia, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
- : Following new legislation in
Elystreia, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep.
- :
Elystreia was endorsed by
The Parlamental Republic of Rinascenza.
- : Following new legislation in
Elystreia, the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes.
- : Following new legislation in
Elystreia, posters on 'Elystreian Values' advise against being proud of Elystreia.
















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