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None are free until all are free
Highest Drug Use: 2,299thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,733rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,348th
The Allied States of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
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Golinistan

Population1.252 billion

CurrencyNone
AnimalDove

The Allied States of Golinistan is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.252 billion Golinistanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Golinistani economy, worth 167 trillion Nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 133,669 Nones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Golinistan's beaches, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies. Crime is totally unknown. Golinistan's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Golinistan is ranked 174,288th in the world and 298th in The Internationale for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -6.78 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Top
5%
Highest Drug Use: 2,299thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,733rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,348thMost Inclusive: 5,791stMost Developed: 5,878thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,070thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,250thSmartest Citizens: 6,415thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,775thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,778thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,037thMost Secular: 7,125thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,145thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,589thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,864thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,020thNicest Citizens: 8,360thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,452ndMost Cultured: 8,785thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,836thMost Income Equality: 8,884thMost Influential: 9,115thLargest Governments: 9,401stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,930thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,409thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,812thHealthiest Citizens: 11,469thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,883rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,165thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,688thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,773rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,225thMost Politically Free: 15,411thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,797thHighest Average Incomes: 17,664thMost Extreme: 18,770thMost Efficient Economies: 20,020th
Top
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Highest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionMost Extreme: 18th in the regionMost Politically Free: 19th in the regionTop
10%
Most Influential: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 31st in the regionRudest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 43rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Golinistan, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
  • : Following new legislation in Golinistan, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Golinistan, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
  • : Following new legislation in Golinistan, a government program is underway to revitalize Golinistan's beaches.
  • : Golinistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Golinistan, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Golinistan, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Golinistan, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Golinistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
  • : Golinistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.

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