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None are free until all are free
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,369thMost Secular: 2,752ndMost Inclusive: 3,186th
The Combined Syndicates of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Golinistan

Population2.876 billion

CapitalNone
LeaderNobody

CurrencyNone
AnimalDove

The Combined Syndicates of Golinistan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nobody with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.876 billion Golinistanis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Golinistani economy, worth 447 trillion Nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,519 Nones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Golinistan's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime is totally unknown. Golinistan's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Golinistan is ranked 66,771st in the world and 47th in The Internationale for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 172,636 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,369thTop
5%
Most Secular: 2,752ndMost Inclusive: 3,186thMost Developed: 3,669thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,720thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,078thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,162ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,470thMost Influential: 4,569thSmartest Citizens: 4,628thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,646thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,658thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,696thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,153rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,207thNicest Citizens: 5,372ndLargest Governments: 5,441stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,036thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,401stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,742ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,814thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,826thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,942ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,264thMost Cultured: 7,417thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,709thHealthiest Citizens: 7,733rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,179thMost Armed: 9,939thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,731stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,863rdTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 13,044thMost Efficient Economies: 13,189thBest Weather: 14,511thNudest: 15,108thMost Income Equality: 15,834thHighest Drug Use: 16,695thLowest Crime Rates: 16,969thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,819th
Top
5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionTop
10%
Most Armed: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionNudest: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Golinistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Golinistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Golinistan changed its national leader to "Nobody".
  • : Following new legislation in Golinistan, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Golinistan, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile.
  • : Following new legislation in Golinistan, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in Golinistan, Golinistan's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • : Golinistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".
  • : Golinistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prohibition Of Honor-Based Violence".
  • : Golinistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.

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