The Democratic Republic of Geezy For Life is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Garrett with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 9.948 billion Geezians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geezy City. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The all-consuming Geezy For Lifean economy, worth a remarkable 1,337 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,468 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', and 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geezy For Life's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Geezy For Life is ranked 228,721^st in the world and 9,395^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.38 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.