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Most Secular: 1,619thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,086thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,952nd
The Soviet Socialist Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Population1.944 billion

LeaderThe Supreme Soviet
FaithState Atheism

CurrencySoviet Ruble
AnimalBrown Bear

The Soviet Socialist Republic of Yeniseisk is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Soviet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, lack of airports, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.944 billion Yeniseiskians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krasnoyarsk. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeniseiskian economy, worth 280 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 144,546 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being dead no longer has any benefits, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeniseisk's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Yeniseisk is ranked 267,187th in the world and 1,875th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -493.31 on the Hayek Index.

Most Secular: 1,619thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,086thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,952ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,118thMost Influential: 3,293rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,330thLowest Crime Rates: 3,369thBest Weather: 3,422ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,432ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,676thMost Inclusive: 3,836thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,386thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,570thNicest Citizens: 5,041stLargest Governments: 5,181stMost Developed: 5,324thMost Pacifist: 5,400thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,599thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,790thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,817thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,013thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,897thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,697thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,159thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,236thHighest Food Quality: 8,787thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,099thMost Authoritarian: 9,364thSmartest Citizens: 10,197thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,168thMost Income Equality: 12,183rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,241stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,669thHighest Average Incomes: 16,660thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,108thSafest: 20,564thMost Patriotic: 21,735thMost Efficient Economies: 25,354th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionMost Secular: 55th in the regionBest Weather: 61st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 66th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 68th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 71st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 77th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 90th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 99th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 99th in the regionMost Influential: 102nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 103rd in the regionLargest Governments: 105th in the regionMost Developed: 112th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 117th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 124th in the regionMost Pacifist: 125th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 126th in the regionNicest Citizens: 126th in the regionMost Extreme: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 137th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 138th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 141st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 145th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 173rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 174th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 181st in the region

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