The Soviet Socialist Republic of Yeniseisk is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Soviet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, lack of airports, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.944 billion Yeniseiskians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krasnoyarsk. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeniseiskian economy, worth 280 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 144,546 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being dead no longer has any benefits, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeniseisk's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Yeniseisk is ranked 267,187^th in the world and 1,875^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -493.31 on the Hayek Index.