The Utopian Project of Biotopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jarl Saint-Kordaam with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.12 billion Biotopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zyaire. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Biotopian economy, worth a remarkable 8,634 trillion BIOTS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 268,822 BIOTS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Contestants on Biotopia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and people make a career out of medical voyeurism. Crime is totally unknown. Biotopia's national animal is the Sea Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Civic Agnosticism.

Biotopia is ranked 6,950^th in the world and 5^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 8,376.33 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.