The Federal Socialist Republic of Austro-Italia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Karl Thomas von Habsburg-Lothringen with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 4.037 billion Austro-Italians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Austro-Italian economy, worth 419 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 103,939 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, Austro-Italians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austro-Italia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Austro-Italia is ranked 20,349^th in the world and 190^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Poor Incomes, with 90,724.54 Standard Monetary Units.