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Most Valuable International Artwork: 57thMost Influential: 494thNicest Citizens: 702nd
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Super Awesome Fun Times

Population4.091 billion

LeaderComrade Dejana Brynestri


The Soviet Socialist Republic of Super Awesome Fun Times is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Dejana Brynestri with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.091 billion proletarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient SAFTian economy, worth 876 trillion brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 214,175 brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Comrade Dejana Brynestri to meetings with foreign heads of state, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary. Crime is totally unknown. Super Awesome Fun Times's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Super Awesome Fun Times is ranked 260,293rd in the world and 473rd in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 57thMost Influential: 494thNicest Citizens: 702ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 784thMost Cheerful Citizens: 798thMost Inclusive: 905thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,059thMost Developed: 1,482ndHighest Food Quality: 1,487thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,503rdMost Pacifist: 1,588thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,687thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,730thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,752ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,767thLargest Governments: 1,931stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,006thMost Secular: 2,038thHealthiest Citizens: 2,126thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,205thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,433rdBest Weather: 2,691stTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,800thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,910thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,956thLowest Crime Rates: 2,972ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,029thMost Efficient Economies: 3,069thSmartest Citizens: 3,243rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,537thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,554thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,579thMost Cultured: 3,785thHighest Average Incomes: 6,235thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,191stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,556thMost Income Equality: 12,218thTop
Most Patriotic: 15,253rdSafest: 16,695thHighest Economic Output: 25,903rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionMost Secular: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionBest Weather: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 33rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 37th in the regionMost Stationary: 42nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 47th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 53rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 55th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 57th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 58th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 59th in the region

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