The Democratic Republic of Coconrdia is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 244 million Coconrdians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Coconrdian economy, worth 18.5 trillion Coconrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,746 Coconrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coconrdia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Coconrdia is ranked 20,499^th in the world and 14^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,091.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.