The Dictatorship of Zvorjan is a tiny, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 9 million Zvorjanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fair Zvorjanian economy, worth 282 billion erjans a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,379 erjans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and edutainment video games are taking Zvorjan's students to the next level. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zvorjan's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zvorjan is ranked 213,316^th in the world and 617^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -4 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.