The United Anarchist Syndicates of Afghomb is a massive, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.729 billion Afghombis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al Baraabariyya. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Afghombian economy, worth 168 trillion Qhashrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 97,434 Qhashrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists on maritime expeditions return with a healthy glow, potatoes are known for their lead aftertaste, raccoons are plump and satiated, and sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afghomb's national animal is the Giant Floating Babyhead, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dinkoism.

Afghomb is ranked 302,671^st in the world and 697^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.