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The Red Dragon burns what it does not consume
Highest Average Tax Rates: 198thSafest: 232ndLowest Crime Rates: 281st
The Union of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Average

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United Socialist Republics of LAN

Population18.639 billion

CapitalDragon's Nest
LeaderChairman Sebskij

CurrencySebskij
AnimalDragon

The Union of United Socialist Republics of LAN is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chairman Sebskij with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, state-planned economy, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.639 billion LANians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragon's Nest. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped LANian economy, worth a remarkable 2,356 trillion Sebskijs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 126,429 Sebskijs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People say chess victor Chairman Sebskij can kill you with mind-bullets, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, and literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Socialist Republics of LAN's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Socialist Republics of LAN is ranked 261,708th in the world and 535th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -26.8 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 198thSafest: 232ndLowest Crime Rates: 281stLargest Governments: 296thHealthiest Citizens: 313thLongest Average Lifespans: 400thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 425thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 588thMost Advanced Public Transport: 710thMost Pacifist: 715thBest Weather: 770thMost Influential: 837thMost Cheerful Citizens: 844thMost Beautiful Environments: 851stMost Cultured: 902ndSmartest Citizens: 1,006thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,032ndHighest Food Quality: 1,065thNicest Citizens: 1,133rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,237thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,444thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,590thMost Inclusive: 2,037thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,697thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,161stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,476thMost Patriotic: 3,532ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,789thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,048thMost Secular: 6,508thHighest Economic Output: 7,946thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,686thMost Stationary: 12,194thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,292ndTop
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Largest Populations: 13,776thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,728thHighest Average Incomes: 23,452nd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 41st in the region

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