The Accidentally Socialist Weebs of Wehraboos is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Idiot with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 8.466 billion Wehraboosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idiot Town. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wehraboosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,924 trillion Body Pillows a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 227,311 Body Pillows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and in a fit of passion Idiot has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wehraboos's national animal is the Baka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weeabooism.

Wehraboos is ranked 7,642^nd in the world and 221^st in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,349.12 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.