The Rogue Nation of Wallanda is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.183 billion Wallandans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 14.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wallandan economy, worth a remarkable 2,556 trillion Wallabies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 312,422 Wallabies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Snitches get riches, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wallanda's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wallanda is ranked 2,421^st in the world and 76^th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 32 crimes per hour.