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Don't Hate, Obliterate Main Man Egor
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11thMost Subsidized Industry: 28thMost Advanced Public Transport: 37th
The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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No moking

Population18.745 billion

CapitalPetersburgh
LeaderMain Man Egor
FaithThe Knights Templar

CurrencyPuck
AnimalWhite Tiger

The Federation of No moking is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Main Man Egor with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.745 billion No mokingians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburgh. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient No mokingian economy, worth a remarkable 6,759 trillion Pucks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 360,600 Pucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, parents dread their examinations more than their children, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime is totally unknown. No moking's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Knights Templar.

No moking is ranked 3,677th in the world and 113th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 144.68 quips per hour.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11thMost Subsidized Industry: 28thMost Advanced Public Transport: 37thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 195thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 205thLargest Black Market: 236thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 457thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 659thMost Advanced Public Education: 686thMost Rebellious Youth: 850thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,232ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,308thHighest Average Incomes: 1,347thHighest Economic Output: 1,476thLargest Governments: 1,615thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,643rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,935thMost Developed: 2,067thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,765thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,184thSmartest Citizens: 3,677thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,091stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,073rdMost Armed: 5,395thRudest Citizens: 5,655thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,031stLargest Retail Industry: 6,080thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,089thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,860thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,898thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,079thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,121stMost Influential: 7,390thMost Cultured: 9,557thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,700thHealthiest Citizens: 10,467thHighest Food Quality: 12,041stTop
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Largest Populations: 13,026thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,016thMost Patriotic: 18,078thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,188thMost Secular: 22,746thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,872nd
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 34th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionLargest Governments: 45th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 58th in the regionMost Developed: 62nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 89th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 99th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 110th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 113th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 136th in the regionLargest Populations: 140th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 157th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 161st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 173rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 187th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 189th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 190th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 214th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 270th in the regionMost Cultured: 279th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 279th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 322nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 381st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 398th in the regionMost Patriotic: 405th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 426th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 471st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 677th in the regionMost Secular: 756th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 883rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 925th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in No moking, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, the government prefers to leave the past buried.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, Main Man Egor's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear.
  • : No moking endorsed The Cayon Democratic Republic of Altnavia.
  • : No moking was endorsed by The Cayon Democratic Republic of Altnavia.

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